Got to be fake. At least that’s what I’ll tell myself to get to sleep tonight.

The most attractive thing about a guy is not whether or not he’s ever met Chris Hanson.

I wish my superpower was to spontaneously produce ferrets

Why does she lift its tail?

Just in case you ever find a drowning cat.

Skateboarding is not particularly high on most physicians recommended list of activities  for women that are heavily pregnant.

This sounds like the beginning of a very dirty movie.

The old strategy of not having sex before an important match makes so much more sense now.

Comparing the production of Richard Marx’s “Right here waiting” to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” will convince you that “music” has gone to hell in a hand-basket.

I don’t know what was going on here, and I’m not sure I want to know.