Meet Horny, Nutsack, Crack Rabbit and the other misnamed toys.

My three year old daughter names all of her toys herself. Based on the names she chooses, you would think she was being raised a bewildered hooker. That may in fact be correct.

What has been seen cannot be unseen, and stuff like this should never, ever be seen. Bet the giraffe is happy though.

The truth about where baby lemons come from.

Really? It’s served in a dick, and they don’t use PENIS-colada?

Another way to completely screw with the people around you.

No straps, no harness, no worries for this fearless pooch.

This picture has everything! Romance, action, shock value. Simply amazing.

Trailer Cats has a go at the Dark Knight Rises trailer. This is oddly compelling in a kitty catty weirdness kind of way.

Make your tired, stretched and hanging bits look new again with “Vagi-seal”. Although I’m fairly sure we all know a few people for whom an entire truck load of this stuff wouldn’t help.