I like to refer to plastered on makeup as “false advertising”.

The inability to open jars is the 4th biggest killer of single women in the world, right behind being bitten by spiders they are too afraid to kill.

If you think about it, a good bottle of wine can provide you with far more entertainment, good times, and make you feel far better about yourself than most blokes..

associating with people like this is extremely unhealthy to your psychology

It would explain why women get all broody after seeing a pregnant woman or a new born child.

How is it that women almost always fail to see what is right in front of them?

True regardless of who actually does the breaking up.

Bringing wtf to its roots anyone?

Google auto-fill knows the truth about men and women and what they really think.

I wanna hang out with Dawn, she seems alright to me.