Introducing “Gay Away” the meat substitute that “cures” gayness. Sold at stores frequented by uneducated homophobes everywhere.

Ok a bunch of guys in one room shaking their dicks…WTF, now you can’t tell me that just not gay!

I am still highly confused after watching this video. WTF just happened?!!

I have no idea what district would allow such explicit material to be portrayed by children, or why they used popcorn instead of cocaine, but I wish my old school was this cool. My guess is some drama teacher was about to get his P45 and said, “F*ck it, I’m puttin’ on Scarface.” Then before the administrators knew it, Tony Montana was dead face down in a hot tub and parents were clapping from sheer confusion.

This ish cannot be serious!

What f*cktardedness!