Really? It’s served in a dick, and they don’t use PENIS-colada?

Most people, women especially, have very little appreciation for how hard the life of a dick is.

Ladies, I may not have a lamborghini, but . . . .

Is it just my dirty mind or do those bushes look a little funny?

One prick and it’s gone!

There’s a lesson to be had here.

He’s doing it all wrong

This is what you get for bragging about the size of your penis. (Chances are usually good she’s seen bigger anyways.)

If you play with your food it turns into Cream of Dog.

There’s no such thing as too big!