She’s the sign holding girl, not the blow-job girl. You don’t want to see the blow-job girl.

For those curious, its actually designed as a mouth/face exercise thing. You put it on (in?) and follow a series of motions, and it basically works a few of the muscles in your face in order to do neat things like remove stretch/age marks. It’s not designed to be sexual… well, ok, it IS Japanese, so it’s probably designed to be sexual, but it was billed for a non sexual purpose.

It would explain why women get all broody after seeing a pregnant woman or a new born child.

I like the last part:

Up to 100% effective*

*when used in conjunction with a condom or withdrawal.

Effectiveness is reduced if sexual intercourse occurrs during ovulation

Fetal ingredients obtained strictly from miscarriages

Oh, good, as long as they come from DEAD babies.

I highly suggest those with epilepsy to NOT watch this. Just saying.

THE DROP IS SO DIRTY THAT I NEED TO BRING FROZEN SOAP TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WHEN I LISTEN TO IT

Here’s a pretty inspiring video of Sean Stephenson giving us an awesome pep talk on not making excuses in life and being able to live the life that you truly want, desire and always dreamed of. The dude has plenty of reasons to holed up in his mother’s house, angry at his draw in life, but he chose not to. He chose to go out there and work hard for what he wanted in life and he has it and he is doing it and he is living it. Sean really validates my belief that as long as you’re are willing to put in the work and the dedication, you can have and be anything you want in life.

Taken from a window across the street, the video begins with the driver of blue, two-door backing into a huge space and heading right up onto the curb.

The driver pulls forward and strikes the car in front before backing up and nearly striking the car behind.

The video, uploaded by wnfun, shows a passerby turning to stare as the videographer snickers off-camera.

The driver again pulls forward, this time just missing the car ahead, and in what appears to be a state of confusion, flips on the wiper blades.

Backing up one last time, the motorist finishes the horrendous parking job half-on and half-off the curb with the front of her car jutting out into the street.

The driver finally reveals herself as a woman and exits the car. She inspects the front of her vehicle before walking across the road.

The only way this could be better is if Michael Bay directed it.

This is the funniest clips from the turd of a film, Repos.
All the best laughs are in this so I have saved time in your life you would never get back by watching the entire film!
Best line….
“Ima bring tic tac back dead and alive with his testicles in my hand!” HAHAHAHA

Yes! I’ve finally done it! I’ve ventured into the world of BLOG. Many of you know me from my notorious Notes I write and post on Facebook, so I’ve done what any red blooded male would do… Seek a way to gain financially from them.

I implore you to follow me on my new Blog page for the latest, brightest, wittiest posts out there.
I plan to air my opinion on movies, books, music, just about anything that holds my attention really.
Yes unfortunately this blog will be an insight into my bitter twisted mind but eh… shit happens innit.

Dig Dash