You might want to learn a bit more about the Bible before making comparisons to those events.

associating with people like this is extremely unhealthy to your psychology

True regardless of who actually does the breaking up.

Bringing wtf to its roots anyone?

Google auto-fill knows the truth about men and women and what they really think.

I wanna hang out with Dawn, she seems alright to me.

I think this is a fairly typical reaction.

This is perhaps the simplest and most succinct way to explain it.

There are times when you stand up and be a man, and there’s time when you scurry away like a frightened rodent. The frequency with which each occurs is directly proportionality to how badly you want to get laid.

Guys, if you ever hear those words just get out of the room as quickly as you can and pretend you didn’t hear it. Go to the pub and turn off your phone because there’s no way your getting out of this without ending up in trouble.