If this card actually works, then I know I’ve found the right person.

Ask to go home one more goddamn time! I dare you

It looks like his head is actively sh*tting out his face.

He probably thought it would be a HIT

A trio of friends meet at the place they love to jam – The Wall. Together they discuss their daily antics as youth in today’s society.

Christopher Patterson would be perfect for our new TLC reality show, “What Not To Wear When You’re Suspected of Drug Trafficking.” The Florida resident showed up for his court hearing in a stylish-yet-whimsical number that doesn’t just promote crack — it tells you how to make it, complete with helpful arrows between each step in case you get lost. Patterson’s lawyer told ABC his client was merely “expressing his freedom of speech.” Saying “I’m very, very guilty” would have been easier.

The sweetest honeymoon ever.

Friendly rap battle turns a bit nasty after one guy starts mentioning the other rappers girlfriend.. lol