For those curious, its actually designed as a mouth/face exercise thing. You put it on (in?) and follow a series of motions, and it basically works a few of the muscles in your face in order to do neat things like remove stretch/age marks. It’s not designed to be sexual… well, ok, it IS Japanese, so it’s probably designed to be sexual, but it was billed for a non sexual purpose.

“I can sit here? Oh really? Thanx.. Cause I was fcking going to anyway.”

FROM LIL B NEW MIXTAPE “BASEDGOD VELLI”

PLEASE EVERYONE I MADE THIS TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT I LOVE AND RESPECT AND EVERYONE THAT LISTENS TO MY MUSIC AND LOVES BASED TO PLEASE GET TESTED AND PROTECT YOURSELF AND PARTNERS
AND BE SAFE,
I WANT YOU TO NO IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU ARE AT RISK
PLEASE USE CONDOMS AND HAVE SAFE SEX,
PLEASE I LOVE YOU,
IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME UPLOAD A VIDEO OF YOU GOING TO GET TESTED AND SEND TO ME I WILL ALSO UPLOAD A VIDEO OF ME GETTING TESTED,
I LOVE YOU AND IF YOU ARE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE NO YOU HAVE SUPPORT – Lil B

http://www.facebook.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD

He kind of seems like some kind of analyst/therapist.

I like the last part:

Up to 100% effective*

*when used in conjunction with a condom or withdrawal.

Effectiveness is reduced if sexual intercourse occurrs during ovulation

Fetal ingredients obtained strictly from miscarriages

Oh, good, as long as they come from DEAD babies.

You can’t get rid of him. For those not following, a doctor (or he himself) injected an oily substance known as synthol into his muscles to make them appear bigger.  He has also had chest and shoulder implants. What a lazy douche!

Clearly, this woman who just barged into the room does not know the meaning of privacy.

I highly suggest those with epilepsy to NOT watch this. Just saying.

THE DROP IS SO DIRTY THAT I NEED TO BRING FROZEN SOAP TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WHEN I LISTEN TO IT

freddiew conducts a stealth ankle shooting mission inside some air ducts, just like a real action movie star!

This is a sneaking mission where freddiew infiltrated a Deaf Person’s Warehouse.

Shawty Lo has the most ridiculous facial hair

I think Jermaine Jackson is his role model