Vaginas are the new tits.

Yup, sounds about right

Lazy Teenage Superheroes follows Ty as he tries to get his new “super” friends, Mitch, Cal, and Rick, to put down the video games, get off the couch, and use their powers to help save the world, instead of themselves.

You ever have eating sleep over parties with your girls and see how fast you can eat a massive meat log?

Popular and well recieved character Marble from the infamous Pigeon Crew, voices his opinion on girls and his time in jail, whilst also showing off his new ride and garms.

Scotty and Charli of SweardownTV poke fun at the male obsession with the new Call of Duty. A must watch

A bunch of freak hoes fighting in a BK parking lot in Oakland. Girl hits pregnant girl, pregnant girl throws high chair, dude wrecks pregnant girl, pregnant girl talks shit to old lady, old lady chases pregnant girl with water bottle, some more fighting, then a motorcycle cop gets hit by a car. regular stuff.

Alright, I’m back in on this because I’ve just watched this for the third time already and I’m trying to understand who-insulted-whom and educate myself in the ways of streetwalker justice or comprehend whatever right is being wronged here. It appears Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady and Blue Dress Pregnant(?) Lady initiated the attack first on the Other Pants-less Lady for doing something that was untoward. Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady then continues to goad Other Pants-less Lady who now has found comfort in minivan of her friends, but does not appreciate still being provoked after fact. Then, One Surly Gentleman In Gray Shirt accompanying Other Pants-less Lady and White Heavy Metalishchick begins to intervene and tells Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady that she should stop talking or he will have to become physical because that’s the way things are settled in Burger King parking lots in Oakland, regardless if she’s pregnant or not. Alas, Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady goes into Burger King to accumulate weaponry in the form of a plastic baby seat. She then spits at the minivan (an assault!) which infuriates White Heavy Metalishchick who goes all berserko gorilla on Pant-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady. Other Pants-less Lady then begins kidney-punch assault as White Heavy Metalishchick continues berserko gorilla attack. Then Surly Gentleman In Gray Shirt comes in, separates the women, and begins to land thunderous blows to Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady. (The documentarian of this film interjects that the Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady should have known this was coming because she was in a Burger King parking lot in Oakland saying not-so-nice things about Oakland, which apparently results in a triple-team beat-down. Duly noted.) But Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady, full of moxie and pride, continues to bait the minivan even though her face has now sprouted baked potato-sized lumps and a bloody lip. She hurls plastic baby seat at minivan as it drives off. This catches the attention of an Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom who explains to the Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady that her mother should become physical with her because she is impolite or something. As we know, Pant-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady does not take kindly to these insults so she gives it right back to Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom. Bad move, as we come to find out that Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom is still spry and also has a short fuse, despite her accelerated age. Plus she’s wielding a water bottle which, in Oakland, doubles as a bludgeoning device. Old Lady Dressed Like A Phantom storms into Burger King after Pants-less Pink Tights Pregnant Lady. Blue Dress Pregnant(?) Lady has seen enough, though, and does not intervene. This fight dies down quickly because the documentarian is now drawn back outside because a motorcycle cop was just almost run over by a car. Said documentarian reacts to this incident like a tornado chaser spotting an F5 over an empty field in North Dakota. He stops filming, but I assume America continued to eat itself in East Oakland that sultry afternoon.

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