By following these 6 simple steps, we guarantee that all men can find loving and lasting relationships.

Meet Horny, Nutsack, Crack Rabbit and the other misnamed toys.

My three year old daughter names all of her toys herself. Based on the names she chooses, you would think she was being raised a bewildered hooker. That may in fact be correct.

Forget Siri, this is what I want my smart phone to do

Never interrupt a child when he’s watching Dora.

Didn’t you know that kids just love to play with balls. They love to play with them all day long.

You might want to learn a bit more about the Bible before making comparisons to those events.

Chivalry and being a gentleman is not always conducive to finishing first.

“I can sit here? Oh really? Thanx.. Cause I was fcking going to anyway.”

This has got to be one of the best pranks ever. At least I hope it was a prank.