There’s a special place in hell for people like you..

The arm doesn’t move the boomerang at all. The boomerang stays where it is and moves the universe around it.

And who was the idiot that didn’t secure the lockers to the floor? That certainly would pass a safety inspection.

I like how, even after discovering his romantic interest is transsexual, he still has the decency to address her as shawty.

Do you hope it’s hungry?

And her mother is so proud! Some people should not be allowed on the internet until they’ve read a printed copy of Urban Dictionary. Or maybe they should so that we can continue to laugh at their naivety?

Except for today, where she’s managing to show of more than we wanted to see. So, is that what I think it is, or is it a fuse wire?

Maybe he took Robert Downey Jr.‘s role in a new Tropic Thunder movies