The sad fact about online profiles is that it’s a rarity that we show who we really are.

This is totally true. Ask any woman you know.

Some people will never recognise the irony in the things they post.

The most attractive thing about a guy is not whether or not he’s ever met Chris Hanson.

There’s so many ways the story plays out.

She had to know people were going to assume the worst with a picture like that!

Fake? Real? You decide! This snippet from an epic (in the classical sense, not the “YouTube commenter” sense) Facebook thread features a girl tattooing her boyfriend’s face on her forearm. It looks terrible and he comes into the comments to dump her for it.

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Damn, mama got a mad cock hunger for a lesbian.

Facebook is always good for bringing out your inner Patrick Bateman.