It’s beautiful how he waxes rhapsodic about the sister (“She got some big-ass titties, though”) and gives only the briefest glimpse of accusatory envy (“How come you ain’t got big-ass titties?”) before tenderly reassuring his girl that he will continue to lavish attention on her, despite her mammary shortcomings (“I’ll squeeze them shits, though”).
This modern-day bard is an inspiration to us all, for although he has fallen to temptation (he is only human!), he apologizes with the soul of a poet, and shows he does not take his betrothed for granted.
Tonight, we should all hasten home to our wives, sweep them tenderly off their feet, and lovingly squeeze them sh*ts.

Finally, something Americans rank near the top in. Unfortunately I suspect it’s more of a weight to breast size correlation.

I once hooked up with a girl wearing a push-up bra. It was very disappointing and traumatic. I have never looked at boobs the same way, I now only look at them with suspicion.

Wow, she looks completely different.

Hilarious sketch of an entertaining exchange between a man and a woman.

This short is hilarious!