Queen Bey is finally with child. Fury excited as a variety of f*cks!

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This is the cutest thing we’ve seen all week. A dad interviews his one-year-old, Jose Luis, after an apple juice detox to see how it went for him. It’s had over a million views so far – take a look

This instructional diagram could potentially hold the key to your own success in the raising of a baby or the care and management of a humorless, ego-maniacal celebrity with a fondness for rhyming words, autotune and 808 drum machines.

Via HowToBeADad

This is filled with win on so many levels

What they don’t show is the dog, now through learned behavior, fears the baby might attack and decides to attack first

Nothing like a cold beer after a hard afternoon of trucks and Legos.

Thanks for the nightmares.

“Hey Ike… Kick the baby!”