Really? It’s served in a dick, and they don’t use PENIS-colada?

HERE IS A CLIP OF HOST 2LIPS GOING OFF ON CALLER FOR CALLING HER UGLY. 2LIPS GIVING CALLER ADVICE ON HOW TO KEEP A MAN!!! MI NO RUN MAN!! (THE 2LIPS SHOW)

In the city of Tarragona, Spain, castellers gather every two years to see who can build the highest, most intricate human castles. This uniquely Catalan tradition requires astonishing strength, finesse, and balance. Not to mention courage.

Without giving away too much of the short film‘s story, I’ll say that The Strange Thing About The Johnsons deals with an undoubtedly, mostly unheard-of dynamic of contemporary-family life.

proof that life starts in the man’s testicles, thus anytime a man ejaculates for reasons besides reproduction, he is committing murder.

via chronicle

Give me some gyroscopes and a hammer and I shall make this!

That index finger is making me feel mighty uncomfortable

I was more concerned about the cowboy hat than the TMNT mask to be honest.

What follows is one of the most harrowing and terrifying films ever conceived, featuring a central character that makes FIRST SEQUENCE’s Dr. Heiter seem downright cuddly in comparison. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE (FINAL SEQUENCE) is a triumph in biological horror by one of the new masters of the horror film.

WARNING: THE TRAILER BELOW  MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK

Twenty years ago, Patrick Stewart was a bald Richard Gere.