I told you my phone was on the seat before you sat down
sami
i can see the pub from here
http://www.twitter.com/himartinhere martygoose
Why has a brown, silver-tipped cock grown on your inner left thigh? I’ll grab it while you comb your hair with your shoe and I smell/look at the stitching on your new plop catchers.
Vergil
You’re just makin’ this “Kama Sutra” shit up!
Alan
If I have to hold your leg with my left hand, I will have to pull your panties off with my teeth to get this vibrator in!